(via imgTumble)
Sometimes people remind me of other stupid things people have done, like how many girls in my sorority wanted to make the dumbest shirts and...
that makes me wish I could have grown a dick and joined a fraternity.
Despite his flaws, Voldemort...
#TeamEric
I think the most effective pregnancy-prevention lesson that Teen Mom teaches adolescent girls is that once you have a kid...
I DIDN’T DRINK VODKA LAST NIGHT SO I WOKE UP IN MY OWN BED. Naked, but in my bed.
Ha those commercials do make it seem so peaceful.
file under: reasons i drink rum.